I've been looking for a place like this all my life! What great news that it actually exists. ;-)
No, I'm not kidding. This church actually exists in Atlanta. Click here to be whisked away to their perfect web site.
HT: Counterscript
Tags: Counterscript, The Perfect Church
I was needing a little humor today. This did the trick:
“Love can sweep you off your feet and carry you along in a way you've never known before. But the ride always ends, and you end up feeling lonely and bitter. Wait. It's not love I'm describing. I'm thinking of a monorail.” ~Jack Handy
HT: Scott, diagonally parked
Something from Ship of Fools.
This is absolutely hilarious. Be sure to listen to the entire clip!
HT: Maggie Dawn
Source: Ship of Fools
Leave it to nutty Stephen Colbert to add new meaning to the phrase "liturgical dance."
I haven't stopped laughing (yet). ;-)
HT: Numerous people.
Tags: Stephen Colbert, YouTube, liturgical dance
These are too funny not to post. Here's an excerpt a site that listed analogies and metaphors from actual high school essays:
Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.
His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.
He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country, speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.
She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
He was as tall as a six-foot, three-inch tree.
The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife's infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free ATM machine.
The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.
McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup.
From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.
Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze
HT: YS
Source: Dribbleglass.com
Tags: humor, high school humor
If you're not inclined to develop your own list of New Year's resolutions, maybe you'd like a little help....
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In the year 2007 I resolve to: |
Enjoy! ;-)
Source: Geek-foo.net
Tags: resolution generator
